June 2010
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How to Write WWE Wrestling Fan Fiction →
Excerpt from the “Tips & Warnings” section: Stay true to the characters. For example, the Undertaker will not start singing in the middle of a promo but John Cena would.
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For Sale: Prom dress made out of approximately 35 rubber chickens, never worn.
Ernest Hemmingway's First Draft of the "Baby...
For Sale: Prom dress made out of approximately 35 rubber chickens, never worn.
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Point/Counterpoint: 60 Percent is Low
When judging Sixty Percent, we must consider the context. Todd A. Nelson, Mathematician
Math is a language of absolutes, but even a mathematician must occasionally consider the context that his numbers are presented in. Is sixty percent low? It depends when you’re asking!
Take an NBA Basketball player for instance. If he were to successfully make sixty percent of his three-point...
Point/Counterpoint: 60 Percent is Low
When judging Sixty Percent, we must consider the context. Todd A. Nelson, Mathematician
Math is a language of absolutes, but even a mathematician must occasionally consider the context that his numbers are presented in. Is sixty percent low? It depends when you’re asking!
Take an NBA Basketball player for instance. If he were to successfully make sixty percent of his three-point...
Neither pet nor owner happy to be told they look...
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He Is Flawless
Highest Exalted One,
I regret the presumptuous need to contact you directly. Please pardon a thousand times my transgression, and spare my life.
I am a proud subject of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea. I am Mandatory Government Serial # 185-42/KB9, and though undoubtedly your eminence has already discerned this through his photographic recall of the state Mandatory Government...
He Is Flawless
Highest Exalted One,
I regret the presumptuous need to contact you directly. Please pardon a thousand times my transgression, and spare my life.
I am a proud subject of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea. I am Mandatory Government Serial # 185-42/KB9, and though undoubtedly your eminence has already discerned this through his photographic recall of the state Mandatory Government...
Dick joke
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Attitudes towards dick jokes vary. Some shun them.
Link
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Gait (human)
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Skun
Half-way between a run and a skip. A three-beat gait (i.e. R,R,L or L,L,R) in which between the second and the third beats there is basically a run. There are three types “The fast skun”, “The slow skun”, and “The fancy skun.”
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A series of emails detailing the origins of those... →
Calvin Peeing Decals: Genesis
The following emails take place in an alternate universe where the below picture does not yet exist:
from
Ben Wurtz <benjaminwurtz@gmail.com>
to
Chris Charles <christopher.a.charles@gmail.com>,
date
Thu, Apr 22, 2010 at 12:09 AM
subject
Business Idea
Yo,
Got another idea for you. I know we haven’t really acted on any of these in the past, but I’m 100% serious about this...
Calvin Peeing Decals: Genesis
The following emails take place in an alternate universe where the below picture does not yet exist:
from
Ben Wurtz <benjaminwurtz@gmail.com>
to
Chris Charles <christopher.a.charles@gmail.com>,
date
Thu, Apr 22, 2010 at 12:09 AM
subject
Business Idea
Yo,
Got another idea for you. I know we haven’t really acted on any of these in the past, but I’m 100% serious about this...
Matt Christopher
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One of the [books] Matt wrote was On The Field With [Derek Jeter]. It’s about a child that has a dream of playing shortstop for the New York Yankees. He soon starts playing little league that his father coaches. Derek didn’t do to well and, he needed help staying calm when he hit a bad shot. He goes to highschool and plays base ball. Jeter’s plan was soon becoming out of reach....
Mangy old coon hound enters ninth consecutive hour...
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